Bikinis beware: Chloe Mafia's huge assets are ultimate swimwear slayers

CHLOE Mafia's boobs are wanted for crimes against modesty.

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As summer rolls around, the Playmate's prized possessions have been captured waging war on a series of woefully unprepared two-pieces and the casualty count keeps growing.

In fact, the bombshell's Instagram page is fast becoming a catalogue of scorching hot conquests.

One set of pics sees the X-Factor reject sunbathing in Thailand, annihilating a green and gold bikini that looks about five sizes too small.

Poor thing never stood a chance.

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In another compilation the babe bulges from a yellow number as she twiddles her pigtails and flexes her surgically enhanced pout muscles.

"Did I tell y'all I was a #triplet 3 bad bitches are better than 1 #pigtails," she captioned the post to her 704,000 followers.

Suffice to say they couldn't get enough of the cleavage-fest.

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"Damn that body just won't quit," one user wrote.

"Your chest looks cartoony as f*** but in a good way," another added.

"I need way more of this in my life," a third chimed in.

We haven't seen this much of the brunette since she gave us an intimate look at her bath time routine.

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Or that time she proved no lingerie was a match for her biology-defying curves.

Come to think of it, we're detecting something of pattern among these selfies...

Clearly Chloe takes a "less is more" approach to coverage.