Rooney's Ibiza blowout: Euros flop Wayne and Coleen frolic on yacht after England exit

YOU'D think after England's disastrous defeat against Iceland earlier this week, Wayne Rooney would be keeping a low profile.

By Jack Pusey

HAPPY DAYS: Wayne didn't have a care on the world as he zipped around

But instead he was soaking up the rays in Ibiza alongside wife Coleen, opting to commiserate his team's loss in the mostluxurious way imaginable.

The pair were spotted sunbathing on a giant yacht, clearly in retreat from the legions of livid fans.

Coleen sashayed along the deck in a tiny pink bikini and giant sunnies, while Wayne looked out over the sea in red trunks, a black T-shirt and a baseball cap.

CHILLAX: You'd almost think the pair had something to celebrate

SHAMELESS: The pair soaked up the rays on the super yacht

Next the footie hotshot hopped onto a jet ski, zipping around the boat without a care in the world.

By the looks of things he was joined by a few friends, all of whom appeared in high spirits as they sipped their drinks.

You'd almost think he had something to celebrate…

The pair's vacay to sunny Formentera is unlikely to be well received by supporters who thought a win was in the bag on Monday, only to be horrified by the shock 2-1 loss to Iceland.

SELFIE-OBSESSED: Coleen sizzled on deck

Despite Wayne's eye-watering £300,000-a-week pay packet, he was powerless to stop the underdogs running rings round the Three Lions.

Bearing in mind Iceland's population is approximately the size of Croydon and not all their players are full-time, it's hardly our proudest moment.

Roy Hodgson stepped down from his position as manager after the humiliating defeat, issuing a resignation statement immediately after the match.

LIVING IT UP: That's one way to commiserate

"I don't really know what I'm doing here, but I was told that it was important for everybody that I appear and I guess that is partly because people are still smarting from our poor performance," he said at the time.

"I suppose someone has to stand and take the slings and arrows."

Clearly Wayne doesn't do penance.