No one is safe: Gaz Beadle RIPS into Vicky Pattison, Chloe Goodman and Marnie Simpson

Before I start this week, just want to say thanks to my followers for all the supportive comments last week.

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HERE COMES TROUBLE: Gaz Beadle lays into Vicky Pattison, Chloe Goodman and Marnie Simpson

I was really low and, even though I'm in the public eye, I have never really had my private life put under the microscope. It was pretty intense but I feel I've come out the other side.

So… there was a report about me "getting close to" and apparently banging every female I spoke to on my recent trip to Magaluf, despite the pictures they had clearly showed me talking to someone. Talking. I'm good, but I'm not that good.

Now, down to business.

I have a few people I need to address today so get the f****** popcorn out!!!

Firstly, Vicky Pattison decided to turn all Buddhist on me last week after I gave her back some of what she had given me. Does she forget the week before calling me a "one-trick pony skinny moron"?

Does her new, saintly outlook cause her to suffer from short term memory loss, I wonder?

If you are going to give it but can't take it when it's thrown back at you, surely that makes YOU the moron?!

Now onto Marnie Simpson.

VICKY, IS THAT YOU? Pattison has had an image overhaul since joining Loose Women

We all know that the Geordie Shore crew is like some twisted family, but Marnie asking for a fresh cast with some new boys is pretty ridiculous.

Maybe she just wants some newbies because me and Aaron Chalmers have both been through her like a train.

If we were to do anything, it should be giving Marnie a bottle of vodka permanently because without one, she is boring as f***.

I see Chloe… what's her name… errrr… Goodman has piped up as well saying I care more about my penis than Charlotte.

Before I go into this, let's just run down her career. It'll be quick… Done.

Chloe has possibly earned around £37.50 from fees outside of reality shows. I'm sure the only appearance she ever did was for Foxy Bingo.

Chloe, you are one boring d***head. Pretty sure you'll do some more pap set-ups and sell them to Mail Online for £15 and plaster it all over Twitter because, really what else have you got going on?

So Chloe, you tramp, please think carefully before you bring my name into anything else ever again.

'BORING': Gaz reckons Marnie Simpson needs vodka to be entertaining

I was going to comment on what Helen Wood said about me in her column, but I genuinely have no clue who she is. I only put her in my piece because I've seen she had threesomes with that Jenny Thompson.

Back to this week, we have started filming the new series of Geordie Shore and I know this is going to be the most explosive series ever.

We are all going in blind not knowing what to expect, especially if they're going to bring a new cast in or bring oldies back. I literally have no idea what will happen.

What I do know, is that some major drama is going to go down.

The relationships within the show are as complicated as ever, and this is just making the chaos levels better than ever.

I'm half expecting Scott to get with Nathan Henry as he's been teasing it forever, Aaron to spar with Marnie, kiss someone then Marnie lose her s***, and my money is always on Chloe Ferry to shag someone.

The only person I have no idea what they are going to do is Holly Hagan. Her and Charlotte Crosby have had massive roles together, so it's going to be exciting to see what Hols does this time around.

WHAT WILL BECOME OF HER? So many of Holly Hagan's storylines involve quitter Charlotte Crosby

Lately, I'm loving the massive support me, Scott and Aaron have been shown by our followers, with our debut watch collection at asgwear.com selling out in just a few days.

I'm also loving the show I filmed in March!! I literally cannot wait for everyone to see this. It is insane, we shot the advert for it the other day and I have to say it's probably the best one that's ever been done. That's all I can say for now.

I'm also loving boxer Liam 'Beefy' Smith and his second round knockout at Liverpool's Echo Arena. Liam has been working with my team and I was gutted I couldn't get to the fight.

I'm hating the fact that Muhammad Ali passed. I only ever watched his fights on re-runs, but he was such an amazing person and utter legend. Obviously, I can't compare myself to him, but Ali had a reputation with the ladies too. Good on you, The Greatest… in many respects!

NO SINGLE PRINGLE: Chloe Goodman with on/off boyfriend Jordan Clarke

I've also just seen that martial arts star Kimbo Slice has passed away. We were all going to watch him fight at The O2 Arena next month for the Bellator MMA event. Kimbo was a class street fighter and made himself a millionaire from his never-give-up attitude.

Speaking of fighters, the GS family are all going to see our own King of the Pepper Spray, Aaron, in September. That lad has put all the work in. It's going to be massive.

Anyway, that's me done until next time.

Love ya (even the haters).

G x