'Geordie Shore girls are glorified prostitutes' Model coined 'the male Hopkins' lets rip

THE ladies of Geordie Shore are fast becoming the most controversial reality stars on the planet.

By Jack Pusey, Exclusive

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Between the naked selfies, constant plastic surgery and outrageous sexual antics on TV, they have amassed fame and notoriety in equal measure.

But one star who isn’t digging their behaviour or the show’s smuttier moments is Junaid Ahmed, star of Channel 4’s Obsessed With My Body.

“Isn't Geordie Shore now a free porno? Every single episode it's like two or three people having sex. I think the viewing figures have been so high because it's perfect timing for horny teenagers wanting to let off some steam,” he told Daily Star Online, exclusively.

“It's essentially a cheaper version of Babestation. It has the full sound and you don't even have to call a premium number,” he continued.

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Seeing as the reality series has featured everything from lesbian oral sex acts to vocal romps in a bedroom full of people, it’s safe to say it's definitely post-watershed material.

Alcohol may have a role to play, but Junaid speculated that the entire set-up was engineered for maximum kink.

“MTV have pumped Viagra through the air conditioning systems since series one – hopefully there’s a sexual health team on speed dial,” he added.

"The girls on Geordie Shore are glorified prostitutes. They're paid to have sex, to be shown to 42 nations. International escorts at their greatest.”

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Remind us never to get on his bad side.

But it’s not just on-screen that the girls get up to mischief – their social media feeds are littered with naked selfies showing off their killer bods.

Seeing as Charlotte Crosby, Holly Hagan and Marnie Simpson have all worked hard to get in shape, perhaps it’s just a case of flaunting the fruits of their labour.

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Junaid ain’t buying it though.

“It's all just a desperate ploy for column inches and endorsement deals – they all know exactly what they're doing, yet when you call them out, they act all outraged,” he explained.

And in terms of the trolling they have to contend with? Let’s just say he’s not overwhelmed with sympathy.

“If you don't want comments, don't post the stuff up. Keep calm and carry on booking in for your chlamydia screenings,” he quipped.

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While Junaid takes a lot of pride in his appearance and is majorly into cosmetic products, he’s cynical about the lasses penchant for nipping and tucking.

“I think having plastic surgery is being insecure with yourself, but if they’re that insecure, why are they on TV? Why put every bit of your life out there?”

If he keeps this up, Katie Hopkins is going to be out of a job…