CELEBRITY Big Brother hunk David McIntosh has never been shy when it comes getting down and dirty, previously posing nude for countless snaps.
But now the beefcake, who was previously engaged to Kelly Brook, has opened up about his sexual conquests – joking he put a girl in hospital following a previous threesome in Russia.
Leaving nothing to the imagination, David said: "With great flexibility must come great responsibility, I was to find this out the hard way.
"Whilst I was visiting Russia many years back, I hooked up a with a couple of dames from a local traveling circus.
"Perlisa Flipova, a champion gymnast and a Mongolian contortionist named John.
"She could do things in the sack that would make you wanna baptise the whole building.
"Things got very cosy and one night we decided to try out an ancient sex position named the Raj-a-shakahiem.
"Scholars believe the translation to mean, 'The black Python that bends' (that’s just a fictional guess) – it was banished from the Kama Sutra due to its deadly nature.
"After a couple of hard hitting vodkas we were physically and mentally ready to attempt what others wouldn’t even dare fathom.
"However, the story turns sour from here on in, so I’ll save the bitter details."
Continuing to GuysLikeU, the 30-year-old added: "Let’s just say if you ever want to get a hip and knee replacement don’t go to Russia, that s*** is pricey.
"For real, if the circus didn’t have a viable health plan those guys would of been living homeless and in wheelchairs."
Yeah, we think we will take this story with a pinch of salt mate.
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